Clever designs to occupy your remaining time.

Note: This site isn't HotWired,
but appeared in Wired's WebMonkey Netizen,
and was mentioned twice by Suck,
on 1996-01-12 and 1996-11-26,
and by ReadMe 1996-03-16,
the smart-grrl's guide to reading suck.
Not responsible for Wired's IPO problems.
Domain catalogued by

Admittedly, that was all before the
current registrant got the domain in 1997!

HowTired idly generates designs and sells them through CafePress. All designs are displayed below. As the collection of designs grows, the categories will fork off into separate CafePress shops. If you would like a design/merchandise combination not currently available in the store, or have any other requests or questions, please send mail to

Please visit the HowTired CafePress store to purchase merchandise with these designs.

Current Designs. How Tired.


For discerning math geeks.

[ Eightfold ] [ Sixfeet ]

Funny Slogans

For people who just aren't witty on their own.

[ ASS SEEN ON TV ] [ I made out with my older cousin ] [ Warning: May have been in contact with nuts. ]

Dharma Bums

What do you get for the person who is one with everything? Tibetan and Sanskrit-esque t-shirts for all your mendicant friends.

[ Why Get Upset? ] [ Dakshen Nyampa ] [ seedless ] [ root guru ]

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